.Facebook, LinkedIn, Tweetin', Bloggin'
Social networks worn my noggin'
Tired of all this self-promotion
"Look at me!" the brand I'm totin'
Marketing me so I stand out
Amongst the throngs I have to shout
"Follow me because I'm worth it!"
But do you really give a shit?
Are you tired? Want to moan?
Trying to make one of your own?